AUSSIE JOKES

by students from Sotogrande International School, Spain

Q. What is the best way to speak to a monster?
A. From a long way away! (Alejandra)

Q. Why did the two penguins jump on the first date?
A. To break the ice! (Josh)

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road
A. Chickens hadn't evolved yet. (Dani)

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! (Alvaro and August)

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me! (Emma and Gloria)

Q. Why did the pepper blush?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing! (Chloe)

A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!
The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!"
To which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere." (Alvaro)

The teacher distributing test results:
"Luis, ten."
"Pedro, eight."
"Juan, six."
"Jaime, a zero."
Jaime says, "Why give me a zero?"

"Because you have copied Pedro's paper. How do I know? Because your answers to the first four questions were exactly the same, and in the last question Pedro answered: 'I don't know' and you wrote: Me neither!" (Dani)

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Do-you-think-he-saw-us! (Cameron)

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile?
A. Robin, get in the Batmobile! (Jamal, Source of joke: Miss O'Farrell (our Art teacher)


Glossary
Batman:cartoon originally a cartoon character, a crime fighter who dressed in a bat mask and cape, often called the caped crusdaer.
Batmobile:cartoon originally a cartoon character, a crime fighter who dressed in a bat mask and cape, often called the caped crusdaer.
Crocodile:large meat eating reptile, existed since prehistoric times
Dinosaur:large reptiles that inhabited the Earth in prehistoric times
Penguins:fish eating birds that live in the Antarctic regions.
Pepper:capsicum, fruit often used a salad vegetable.