AUSSIE JOKES

by students from William Clarke College, New South Wales, Australia

Q. What happens when you cross a kookaburra with a rooster?
A. Kaka-kaka-kaka-doodle-doodle-doo - A Kookarooster. (KR-D, CH and MJ, 5C)

Q. Why did the silly Aussie man get fired from the Banana Factory?
A. Because he threw out all the bent ones. (EM and AJ, 5D)

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Aussie Barbeque?
A. Because he had no body to go with. (EM and AJ 5D)

Q. What did the man say after he swallowed the frog?
A. Croakey mate!! (PZ and LP, 5D)


Glossary
Bananas:a fruit that grows in tropical areas in Australia. Most Australian bananas are curved. A banana factory packs the bananas grown on the plantation ready for the markets.
Barbeque:an outdoor Aussie meal cooked on an open fire or stove. When Aussies go to a barbeque they meet up with family and friends.
'Crikey mate':an Australian slang term used when something is unbelievable.
Kookaburra:a native Australian bird with a strange laughing call.