by students from William Clarke College, New South Wales, Australia
|Q. What happens when you cross a kookaburra with a rooster?|
|A. Kaka-kaka-kaka-doodle-doodle-doo - A Kookarooster. (KR-D, CH and MJ, 5C)|
|Q. Why did the silly Aussie man get fired from the Banana Factory?|
|A. Because he threw out all the bent ones. (EM and AJ, 5D)|
|Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Aussie Barbeque?|
|A. Because he had no body to go with. (EM and AJ 5D)|
|Q. What did the man say after he swallowed the frog?|
|A. Croakey mate!! (PZ and LP, 5D)|
|Bananas:||a fruit that grows in tropical areas in Australia. Most Australian bananas are curved.
A banana factory packs the bananas grown on the plantation ready for the markets. |
|Barbeque:||an outdoor Aussie meal cooked on an open fire or stove.
When Aussies go to a barbeque they meet up with family and friends.|
|'Crikey mate':||an Australian slang term used when something is unbelievable.|
|Kookaburra:||a native Australian bird with a strange laughing call.|