by WH, Vulamazibuko Primary School, South Africa

Q. What flower spreads?
A. A buttercup.

Q. What do you call a class of university students on the underground?
A. A tube of smarties.

Q. What fish sings?
A. A tuna fish.

Q. What is minimum?
A. A little mother.

Q. Where do cows go in the evening?
A. To the mooo-vies.

Q. What has 60 keys but can't open a door?
A. A piano.

Q. What changes everyday but we can't see it?
A. A brain.