AUSSIE JOKES

by students from Carine Senior High School

Q. Why did the wombat cross the road?
A. To see his flat mate.

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper.

Q. Why do you see lightning before you hear lightning?
A. Your eyes are closer than your ears.

There were 2 meat pies in an oven. The first one said, "It's getting hot in here."
The second one replied, "Look, a talking pie!"

Q. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aussie
Aussie who?
Aus-see you tomorrow!

Q. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

Q. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nanna
Nanna who?
Nanna your business!

Glossary
Jumper slang for pullover, sweater, jersey, windcheater, woolly, sloppy joe
Kangaroojumping marsupial, with powerful legs, long feet and a long tail. Keep their young (joeys) in a pouch.
Mate friend
Nannagrandmother
Wombatlarge burrowing mammals found only in Australia.